I found out that Chance and I are being made fun of! Made fun of I say! Stupid Obamabots are going around making youtube videos of us and you know what? CHANCE GONNA CALL THE POLICE ON Y’ALL!!!!
See that? Chance Trahan don’t mess around. He straight up gonna call you out and let you know shit is going down for reals. No one calls us DERPS, whatever that is. Probably some Jew talk for being super cool Aryans or something, aimirite? He better watch out before we gets David Blade III on his ass! You and your Big Porn lawyers are going down niggas!
-Craig Brittain (Satirical)